This is not a movie that I would have gone to see on my own. My work took fifth graders who are getting ready for middle school to a movie, and this pile of shit is what they chose to see. I never cared for the old Herbie movies and I can't stand Lindsay Lohan. Just seeing her overly freckled body on the big screen makes me want to wretch. Matt Dillen is pretty bad ass, but not enough to save this movie, and left me wondering how he could work on such powerful movies as "The Outsiders" and "Crash" and then do shit like this.
The only enjoyment I got (and feel free to try this at home) out of this was adding lines in my head about Lohan's nipples being on the internet. If you do this at the right times (I discovered this while watching "Mean Girls"), its always funny and adds so much to the movie, making it almost bearable.
The plot doesn't really matter because its so god damn predictable that you don't really need to see the film to know what happens (though this is true with a lot of movies). I slept through the final race and could probably give a decent description of what happened.
There is no need to see this movie-ever-unless you wnat to make fun of Lohan's nipples being all over the internet. And even then, "Mean Girls" had a lot more nipple slip joke opportunities to do that, and that movie was actually entertaining.
Written by: RF