One Of These Things Doesn't Belong: David Bowie, Vaness Hudgens, Lisa Kurdrow

David Bowie is in negotiations to to star in the musical coming-of-age film, “Will.”

Musical? Check. Bowie once sang good tunes, makes sense. However, the rest of the cast? Hasbeen Lisa Kudrow and teen nudist, Vanessa Hudgens. The film also stars that little imp kid, Liam Aiken and nobodies, Aly Michalka and Scott Porter.

The script focuses on a high school nerdlinger (Aiken) and a popular girl (Hudgens) who form an unlikely bond through their shared love of music [ed. groan]. They assemble a like-minded crew of rag-tage misfits and form a rock group to perform in a battle-of-the-bands competition at their school.

Far out.