KILLS: 45
EXPLOSIONS: 5
STABBINGS: 3
FANCY GUNPLAY: 2
DISMEMBERMENTS: 2
GLASS BREAKING: 8
FAST-FORWARDS: 8
SLO-MO’S: 19
360 SHOTS: 4
NICHOLAS CAGE LEERING AT MALES: 5
NICHOLAS CAGE LEERING AT FEMALES: We counted up to 20 then gave up because Cage’s love interest is mute and so all he really does is leer.
MAKING OUT AT RIDICULOUS AND INAPPROPRIATE MOMENTS, SUCH AS DURING A GUN FIGHT: 0, surprisingly
INTERNATIONAL LOCALES: 4
EATING WHILE CONDUCTING SKETCHY BUSINESS: 4
ELEPHANTS: 3
DOUBLE KILL ASSASSINATION-SUICIDES: 1
METACRITIC SCORE: 19
