Alright, finally we can report it. The final cast for Robert Rodriguez’s “Machete” is done and finally out there.
It looks like this according to DealMemo:
Danny Trejo is playing the title character and Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Steven Seagal, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, Don Johnson and Jeff Fahey play supporting roles.
Notice that they don’t mention Jonah Hill. That’s cause we know for a fact, he dropped out last week (or rather just turned down the role he was offered; he sounded iffy early on). We can also confirm we know and have heard all these names and that’s why this graphic is already done cause we’ve been sitting on it for about two weeks now [ed. yes, it’s utter genius, right]. Shooting started late last week. As you were. [via FirstShowing]
