It’s your bi-weekly ‘Arrested Development’ Report.
Big meanie, hold-out Michael Cera has reportedly signed on to the long-awaited, still-not-written “Arrested Development” movie. Blah, blah, blah, he didn’t want to do it, insisted he wanted to read a finished script first, blah, blah, blah.
So did that coward Cera sign on before the script was done? Jeffrey Tambor said today that the screenplay was still not finished and he dropped off this irrefutable nugget of truth, “We are going to do it. It’s very, very probable.” Jesus Christ stop the fucking presses (god, the internet is worse than garbage men and will pick up any piece of trash).
Well, E! says they have a source who says Cera has decided to do the movie and the movie could shoot as early as the end of the year. So that must mean Mr. Principled Cera must have caved to the pressure and agreed to the role before he read the script. Sell-out.
Meanwhile, congtufuckinglations, are we all happy now? Can we shut the fuck up until December? Thanks.
