“It was a fuckin’ nightmare. The whole experience was a nightmare. It had a husband-and-wife team directing, whose arrogance had been mistaken for talent. After so many weeks their own agent told them to get off the set! Fuckin’ nightmare. Fuckin’ idiots.” – Choosing his words carefully, Bob Hoskins diplomatically says that working on the film, “Super Mario Brothers,” was the worst acting experience of his life. [Guardian]
Victor Willis, the troubled ex-frontman for the Village People, is writing a tell-all book detailing his “frustration with his flamboyantly gay” bandmates. [Jam Showbiz]
Katherine Heigl is adding producer to her resume. Perhaps she needs a really handsome and intelligent blog assistant? [Hollywood Reporter]
Michelle Williams’ dad just lost a tax evasion appeal. Perhaps with Heath off in L.A. filming, “The Dark Knight,” she needs a Brooklyn-based shoulder to cry on? We’re available. [AP]