“Now we’ve seen everything.” – Wide-eyed Pitchfork scribe Paul Thompson, having never left the safety of his parent’s basement and never experienced life outside of a handful of indie-rock records is genuinely marveled at the sight of seeing the curtain pulled back on the amazing lives of indie-rockers the Arcade Fire playing basketball. [Pitchfork]
“How do you know [about that]?” – A audibly upset and taken aback Avi Arad – Marvel Studios mega-producer – inadvertently confirms both horsefaced actress Hilary Swank and Samuel L. Jackson as having appearances in “Iron Man.” [MTV]
“It fit my protocol or my principles: fun, easy to do, not work.” – Excruciatingly unfunny lardass Drew Carey, gives a smug smirk knowing fully well he will make outrageous bank for doing next to nothing as the new host of “The Price Is Right.” [Variety]
“[Drew Carey’s] endearing and really great with improv.” – CBS Entertainment prexy Nina Tassler proves she is deaf, dumb, blind and has cancerously awful taste by lauding the worst show to ever appear on television, Carey’s improv-doofus monstrosity, “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” [Variety]
