“When [has] a video leaked? I never even heard of that before! I’ve heard of a song leaking out — and then you can send cease-and-desist letters to the radio stations and try to calm it down, ’cause ‘Ayo Technology’ leaked out. So it makes me feel like Interscope is just all over the place.” – 50 Cent justifies his plasma-screen throwing tantrum in the Interscope offices because, hell, videos don’t usually leak guys. Duh. [MTV]
“Look at how you’re talking to me, like Kanye West is my equal right now. “That’s like me putting myself against Michael Jackson’s [album-release] date and then acting like, ‘Woah, it’s a battle between 50 Cent and Michael Jackson!’, when Thriller sold 30 million records and 50 Cent’s biggest album sold 12 [million], you feel what I’m saying?” – In the same interview Curtis reneges on his earlier statement declaring he would stop releasing records if Kanye West outsold him, solidifying his reputation as the dumbest rapper alive.
“”I hate reading magazines where the actresses are saying, `Broccoli and fish, broccoli and fish.’ You liars. You bulimic liars.” – Courtney Love says she lost weight via detoxing and fasting and then gives a shout out to sisterly solidarity. [AP]
“Basically he said that he wanted her to go back to his hotel — or that he could go to hers. Lily showed a few people before falling about laughing, saying that he had no chance.” – An anonymous source tells the Daily Mirror that Arctic Monkeys leader Alex Turner failed miserably when trying to woo Lily Allen via text. [Daily Mirror via Vulture]
“I’ve been naked quite a bit, actually. You Google me, you’ll see it all.” – Mary-Louise Parker’s claim that posing naked with a carefully-placed boa constrictor for a “Weeds” advertisement isn’t a big deal because nudie photos of her are already available over the Interweb are patently false. We tried, trust us. [FOX]
