New 'Wolfman' Poster, Now With 99% Less Werewolf

OK, so we made this “Wolfman” poster 444 pixels high so now that means we have to write enough chum fille insightful analysis to fill this post.

The new “Wolfman,” poster has debuted via Cinematical this evening, and it’s about 99% less lupine-like then we’re used to.

In fact, since there are so many female writers over at Cinematical, perhaps this black-and-white poster featuring a frightened, but resilient Emily Blunt was tailor-made for them in an attempt to appeal to their Girl Power?

Where’s the Werewolf? Benicio del Toro, Anthony Hopkins or Hugo Weaving?

They must be hiding. The Joe Johnston-directed film has been plagued with delays, but the most recent trailer was less embarrassing then usual, so maybe we’ll have some light popcorn entertainment when this thing hits on February 12.

Two days before Valentine’s day and Emily Blunt is in it? We smell a unrequited love story. Hey, maybe it’s “Twilight” with Werewolves? Oh nevermind…