With the Oscar nominations coming soon enough, you know it’s time for the Razzie Awards to announce the (un)lucky nominees for 2023. Most years, you can pretty much guess which films will get the (dis)honor of being picked on by the Razzies. And though we all expected “Morbius” to get its fair share of noms, we can’t help but be surprised to see “Blonde” as the most nominated film of the year at the Razzies.
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That’s right, Andrew Dominik’s arthouse, pseudo-biopic of Marilyn Monroe, “Blonde,” leads all films with eight Razzie nominations, including Worst Picture, Worst Screenplay, and Worst Director. No, the surprise isn’t because “Blonde” is a universally beloved film. Quite the opposite, in fact. However, even the harshest critic of Dominik’s film has to admit it’s well above features such as “Morbius” and Machine Gun Kelly’s film, “Good Mourning.” Can we at least admit that?
Coming in second, with seven nominations, is the aforementioned “Good Mourning.” The comedy film, directed by Colson Baker (aka Machine Gun Kelly), scored a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes and is a more-than-worthy addition to this list.
Perhaps the most shocking news of all is that “Morbius” only received five nominations. Sure, it got noms for Worst Picture, Worst Actor (Jared Leto, obviously), and Worst Director, but there could have been any number of other nominations, right?
You can see the full list of nominees below, as well as a little teaser video highlighting the major categories:
Worst Picture
Blonde
Disney’s Pinocchio
Good Mourning
The King’s Daughter
Morbius
Worst Actor
Colson Baker (aka Machine Gun Kelly) / Good Mourning
Pete Davidson (Voice Only) / Marmaduke
Tom Hanks (as Gepetto) / Disney’s Pinocchio
Jared Leto / Morbius
Sylvester Stallone / Samaritan
Worst Actress
Ryan Kiera Armstrong / Firestarter
Bryce Dallas Howard / Jurassic Park: Dominion
Diane Keaton / Mack & Rita
Kaya Scodelario / The King’s Daughter
Alicia Silverstone / The Requin
Worst Remake/Rip-off/Sequel
Blonde
BOTH 365 Days sequels — 365 Days: This Day and The Next 365 Days [a Razzie BOGO]
Disney’s Pinocchio
Firestarter
Jurassic World: Dominion
Worst Supporting Actress
Adria Arjona / Morbius
Lorraine Bracco (voice only) / Disney’s Pinocchio
Penélope Cruz / The 355
Bingbing Fan / The 355 and The King’s Daughter
Mira Sorvino / Lamborghini: The Man Behind the Legend
Worst Supporting Actor
Pete Davidson (cameo role) / Good Mourning
Tom Hanks / Elvis
Xavier Samuel / Blonde
Mod Sun / Good Mourning
Evan Williams / Blonde
Worst Screen Couple
Colson Baker (aka Machine Gun Kelly) and Mod Sun / Good Mourning
Both Real Life Characters in the Fallacious White House Bedroom Scene / Blonde
Tom Hanks and His Latex-Laden Face (and Ludicrous Accent) / Elvis
Andrew Dominik and His Issues With Women / Blonde
The Two 365 Days Sequels (both released in 2022)
Worst Director
Judd Apatow / The Bubble
Colson Baker (aka Machine Gun Kelly) and Mod Sun / Good Mourning
Andrew Dominik / Blonde
Daniel Espinosa / Morbius
Robert Zemeckis / Disney’s Pinocchio
Worst Screenplay
Blonde / Written for the screen by Andrew Dominik, adapted from the bio-novel by Joyce Carol Oates
Disney’s Pinocchio / Screenplay by Robert Zemeckis and Chris Weitz (not authorized by the estate of Carlo Collodi)
Good Mourning / “Written” by Machine Gun Kelly and Mod Sun
Jurassic World: Dominion / Screenplay by Emily Carmichael and Colin Trevorrow, story by Trevorrow and Derek Connolly
Morbius / Screen story and screenplay by Matt Sazama and Burk Sharpless