Who knew that smarmy, arrogant asshole Michael Bay was so self-aware? In this ad for Verizon FiOS TV and FiOS Internet services, Bay sends up his extreme and “awesome” high-octane tendencies to supersize everything, yell at the top of his lungs for no apparent reason and blow up random inanimate objects just cause he can. It’s rather amusing. And while funny, it still doesn’t negate the fact that Bay makes some of the most ridiculously bad (and sometimes enjoyably bad) films out there and still has the personality of cocky, mullet-sporting cockmunch.
You might have heard that there’s a “Transformers 2” script already written, by Bay himself no less (his first). This send-up of what the script might read like by Vulture is hilarious spot-on.