This report is almost certainly total British press bullshit, but…
Who’s ready for a film version of Britney Spear’s turbulent, drug-addled teenage life? No? Neither is Britney, apparently. With her comeback finally kicking into gear with promotions/tours for her latest album Circus and its first single “Womanizer” soon to get underway, a film documenting what a trailer-trash skank she was isn’t exactly what she needs right now (or ever). Well, her estranged mom Lynne doesn’t care, she’s already approach a few Hollywood big guns to get her book “Through The Storm” about her daughter’s sexually promiscuous activities and drug use from a young age and the film will also cover the troubled stars rocky marriage to Kevin Federline. According to The Daily Star, Anna Faris is said to be in mind for the role of Brit, and Lynne would like to see none other than Julia Roberts playing her. Naturally, Brit’s U.S. spokesperson hasn’t heard anything about this movie project, and yes I do know better than to report on almost anything the British tabloids haphazardly spit out – but it’s Mothers Suck day in my house, and my mamma ain’t got shit on Lynne Spears. [Daily Star] – Report provided by Fataculture.
