Does The 'Indiana Jones Crystal Skulls' Soundtrack Contain Plot Spoilers? Do You Even Give A Rats Ass?

The tracklist for “Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skulls” soundtrack has leaked and people who care to have looked closely enough have noted that the songtitles for John Williams score contain plot spoilers (what shit blows up? Indy makes a reference to being too old or gets scared of snakes?).

We honestly haven’t looked closely enough or care at all to examine what it reveals, but the super-nerds over at the newly-launched pop-culture obsessives site Videogum have done a meticulous job of wading through the bullshit of these song titles to bring “meaning” and “insight” to the “plot” of this “movie.” We pity the person that got handed that assignment. Best of luck with that.

“Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skulls” tracklist.
01 “Raiders March”
02 “Call Of the Crystal”
03 “The Adventures of Mutt”
04 “Irina’s Theme”
05 “The Snake Pit”
06 “The Spell of the Skull”
07 “A Whirl Through Academe”
08 “The Journey To Akator”
09 “Return”
10 “The Jungle Chase”
11 “Orellana’s Cradle”
12 “Grave Robbers”
13 “Hidden Treasure and the City of Gold”
14 “Secret Doors And Scorpions”
15 “Oxley’s Dilemma”
16 “Ants!”
17 “Temple Ruins and the Secret Revealed”
18 “The Departure”
19 “Finale”