Jesus christ, what the hell happened to Owen Wilson’s career and Wes Anderson, we really hope you’re writing him into your next movie.
Look we know that Wilson has the market cornered on emasculated blonde jagoff with the blonde, bland girlfriend, but give us a fucking break already. “Marley & Me” is ridiculously (but hilariously) called, “The heartwarming and unforgettable story of a family in the making and the wondrously neurotic dog who taught them what really matters in life.”
LOL, are they serious? Oh man, you bet they are.
The cheesy rom-com gets even more seriously dipped in fromage. “They were young and in love, with a perfect little house and not a care in the world. Then they brought home Marley, a wiggly yellow furball of a puppy. Life would never be the same.”
Holy shit, who writes this stuff? Do they have no shame? Why not just call this movie, “Look, Puppies!” We wonder how this will rate on the “Beethoven” scale of dog movies. Wilson is no Charles Grodin.
