As promised the official trailer for “New Moon,” the second movie in the vampire saga for tweens and their depressed moms, had its debut in MTV’s VMAs last night and here’s what we learned:
1. The make-up person from the first movie who over-whited everyone was fired or Chris Weitz knows a lot more about lighting than Catherine Hardwicke.
2. In high school when your crush breaks up with you it will lead to a nervous breakdown.
3. Also, in high school after summer break you could come back looking like a whole new person who is attractive and now turns into a wolf. Well, to be fair we also learned that in “Teen Wolf.”
4. Creepy Roman vampires will totally hurt you with their red eye contacts!
Enjoy, mock or whatever you will do to the trailer below.