RIP Joel Siegel

Affable and sanguine film critic Joel Siegel died on Friday at the age of 63 after a long battle with colon cancer. Siegel had been a film critic for ABC for 27 years. As a critic he was far more cheekier, pithy and biting than someone who reported for “Good Morning America” should have been. He was mostly harmless, but will always remain dear in our hearts for walking out of Kevin Smith’s retard olympiad, “Clerks II.” The walrus-mustachioed critic uncharacteristically walked out of the theater during the film and spit aloud in total disgust, “First movie I’ve ever walked out on in 30 fucking years.” Rest In Peace.