California judges are reviewing Mel Gibson’s progress in rehab and they’re happy to report that the blockbuster-directing anti-semite is 30% less intoxicated than usual. d Malibu Superior Court Judge Lawrence J. Mira said, “He had drank only two beers by noon and a Jewish woman walked by and he barely registered any discontent aside from a low-mummering grumble; we have high hopes for Mel.” [Reuters]
– In shocking news, disheveled anti-patriot Michael Moore is asking his dear friend George W. Bush to call off an investigation examing why the filmmaker took ailing 9/11 rescue workers to Cuba. Our guess is a little R&R? In a letter mailed to the White House, and sure to bring the administration to empathetic tears, Moore wrote. “I can understand why that industry’s main recipient of its contributions — President Bush — would want to harass, intimidate and potentially prevent this film from having its widest possible audience.” [Associated Press]
– If smooth jazz singer Ben Gibbard farts in the woods will someone write about it? Hell yes.
Rodrigo Perez is the founder and editor-in-chief of The Playlist, which he launched in 2008. He has worked in entertainment journalism since 2000, including at MTV, and has written for SPIN, IndieWire, Pitchfork, Complex, Magnet, and various music, film, and entertainment publications over the past two decades.
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