We guessing this was inevitable, but Hustler have announced that they will giving “Avatar” the dubious honor of being given a porno makeover. “This Ain’t Avatar XXX,” will have blue aliens and humans in an indecent array of sexual positions, and will give fanboys a new DVD to hide under their bed.
But however the porno version turns out, there is no way it will match the hilarity of the sex scene James Cameron actually filmed for “Avatar,” but left on the cutting room floor. The scene, that will appear on the forthcoming DVD/BluRay, has been included in the script Fox provided for awards consideration and it’s a laugh riot. You can read the whole scene here, but here is an excerpt of the worst post-coitus conversation ever:
NEYTIRI
I am with you now, Jake. We are mated for life.JAKE
We are?NEYTIRI
Yes. It is our way.
(innocently)
Oh. I forgot to tell?He rouses up, making her look at him.
JAKE
Really, we are?NEYTIRI
We are.Jake considers this.
JAKE
It’s cool. I’m there.
Um, yeah. No offense, but if a girl said to us, “we’re mated for life” after sex one time, we’d be a lot more freaked out than that (and surely the same applies in reverse for the ladies: don’t crowd us, yo!)
