It’s summer, and by the looks of these latest posters, it seems the real graphic designers are on vacation and the interns are stepping in the while they’re gone and they might have some explaining to do. The term “Photoshop disaster” is thrown around pretty liberally and sometimes without merit, but in these cases, it’s the nicest possible way to put it.
First up, it appears that no one could get the ensemble of “A Good Old Fashioned Orgy” together in the same room at one time. It appears the only option left was to take pictures from shoot, crudely cut them off with safety scissors, scan them, and then tape them together on to a poster. Or that’s what it looks like. Because there is no other explanation for this poster which seems to indicate that the entire cast — Jason Sudeikis, Tyler Labine, Leslie Bibb, Will Forte, Lucy Punch, Lake Bell, Michelle Borth, Martin Starr, Nick Kroll, Lindsay Sloane — play midgets who have sexy adventures on an enormous bed. There is also an errant leg by Tyler Labine that we’re not sure who it belongs to. Anyway, it will all be sorted out on September 2nd when the movie hits theaters.
As for “And They’re Off…” we just don’t know where to begin. Who decided to let Cheri Oteri be a lead in a movie? How did Sean Astin go from “Rudy” and “The Lord Of The Rings” to this? Why is that race track a nightmare of perspective? Either they are racing on the tiniest track ever or Oteri, Astin and that horse play supersized equestrian champions. Oh so what is it all about. Here’s the official logline: ” “AND THEY’RE OFF….,” the story of a losing thoroughbred horse trainer (Astin) whose only chance to save his career and get back into the winner’s circle is to hire his erratic ex-girlfriend / jockey (Oteri), who is equally as desperate to get back into HIS circle.” That last part sounds pretty sexual but at the same time we also have no idea what that means. The movie opens on October 28th, and as a bonus, here are two stills from the movie as well. We need a good laugh so we hope that trailer arrives soon. [Vulture/ComingSoon]
