Yes, you hate the Razzies, but hey, if you can report and handle an entire six months of self-congratulatory awards shows, you can probably handle and accept a little negativity. And last night, on the eve of the Oscars, the Razzie “committee” handed out their list of 2014’s biggest losers.
Topping the list was Kirk Cameron’s reviled and self-aggrandizing “Saving Christmas,” which won Worst Picture, Worst Actor, Worst Screenplay, and Worst Screen Combo (for Cameron and his ego). Michael Bay lorded over the list too, winning Worst Director and acting awards for two of his films: Kelsey Grammer for “Transformers 4: Age of Extinction" (sharing the dishonor with three other movies) and Megan Fox from the Bay-developed-and-produced “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.” Also taking "plaudits" were Cameron Diaz for “Sex Tape” and Sony’s “Annie.”
The Razzies also unveiled a Redeemer Award for those who have absolved themselves from past cinematic crimes, and this year the prize went to Ben Affleck for “Gone Girl.” Affleck won a Razzie in 2003 for “Gigli,” which swept the awards that year. Full winners list below.
Worst Picture
"Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas" – WINNER
"Left Behind"
"The Legend of Hercules"
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
"Transformers 4: Age of Extinction"
Worst Director
Michael Bay, "Transformers 4: Age of Extinction" – WINNER
Darren Doane, "Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas"
Renny Harlin, "The Legend of Hercules"
Jonathan Liebesman, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Seth Macfarlane, "A Million Ways to Die in the West"
Worst Actor
Kirk Cameron, "Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas" – WINNER
Nicolas Cage, "Left Behind"
Kellan Lutz, "The Legend of Hercules"
Seth Macfarlane, "A Million Ways to Die in the West"
Adam Sandler, "Blended"
Worst Supporting Actor
Mel Gibson, "Expendables 3"
Kelsey Grammer, "Expendables 3," "Legends of Oz," "Think Like a Man Too," "Transformers 4: Age of Extinction" – WINNER
Shaquille O’Neal, "Blended"
Arnold Schwarzenegger, "Expendables 3"
Kiefer Sutherland, "Pompeii"
Worst Actress
Drew Barrymore, "Blended"
Cameron Diaz, "The Other Woman" and "Sex Tape" – WINNER
Melissa McCarthy, "Tammy"
Charlize Theron, "A Million Ways to Die in the West"
Gaia Weiss, "The Legend of Hercules"
Worst Supporting Actress
Cameron Diaz, "Annie"
Megan Fox, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" – WINNER
Nicola Peltz, "Transformers 4: Age of Extinction"
Susan Sarandon, "Tammy"
Brigitte Ridenour (nee Cameron), "Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas"
Worst Screenplay
"Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas," written by Darren Doane and Cheston Hervey – WINNER
"Left Behind," screenplay by Paul LaLonde and John Patus, based on the novel by Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins
"Sex Tape," screenplay by Kate Angelo and Jason Segel & Nicholas Stoller
"Transformers 4: Age of Extinction," written by Ehren Kruger, based on Hasbro’s Transformers action figures
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles," written by Evan Daugherty and Andre Nemec & Josh Applebaum, based on characters created by Peter Laird and Kevin Eastman
Worst Remake, Sequel, or Rip-off
"Annie" – WINNER
"Atlas Shrugged #3: Who Is John Galt?"
"The Legend of Hercules"
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
"Transformers 4: Age of Extinction"
Worst Screen Combo
Any two robots, actors, or robotic actors, "Transformers 4: Age of Extinction"
Kirk Cameron and his ego, "Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas" – WINNER
Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel, "Sex Tape"
Kellen Lutz and either his abs, his pecs, or his glutes, "The Legend of Hercules"
Seth Macfarlane and Charlize Theron, "A Million Ways to Die in the West"
Redeemer Award
Ben Affleck: From Razzie "Winner" for "Gigli" to Oscar darling for "Argo" and "Gone Girl" – WINNER
Jennifer Aniston: From four-time Razzie nominee to SAG award nominee for "Cake"
Mike Myers: From Razzie "Winner" for "Love Guru" to Docu Director of "Supermensch"
Keanu Reeves: From six-time Razzie nominee to the critically acclaimed "John Wick"
Kristen Stewart: From six-time Razzie "Winner" for "Twilight" to the art house hit "Camp X-Ray"
