As you may have heard, Jessica Simpson turned down the role of a porn star just days ago because it was apparently “too risqué” for her.
Meahwhile, much to the delight of lad-magazine editors everywhere, Scarlett Johansson has just landed the lead role in the X-rated biopic of the world’s biggest porn star (Jenna Jameson who apparently handpicked Scarjo for the part).
Do we sense a little dropping off and picking up action?
Update: Well that was a hell whole lot of nothing and the first and hopefully last time we ever report anything by Hollywood.com (fuckers). Johannsson is not going to play Jenna Jameson.
According to People.com: “Scarlett has never seen a script nor been approached about this project,” says a rep for the actress. “She also has no interest in playing this role.”
Boooooooring.
