Short Cuts: The Cure, Manu Chao, Errol Morris

The Cure will begin working on a career-spanning documentary that will showcase Robert Smith ever-expanding and prosperous waistline, plus the yearly increasing embarrassment of aging and still dressing like a 14-year-old emo kid. The documentary will come out in 2009 in tandem with the Cure’s 30th anniversary and Smith’s promised new fighting weight of 300lbs. [Billboard]

One of our favorite foreign directors, Bosnian/Serb filmmaker,”Emir Kusturica (“Underground,” “Black Cat, White Cat“) is making a documentary about once legendary, now bloated and coked-up disgraced Argentinian soccer player Diego Maradona. Argentinian folk singer Manu Chao will appear in the film and contribute songs to the to the movie, as will longtime Kusturica musical contributors, Yugoslav-era’d rock band The Smoking Orchestra. Kusturica also directed the video for Chao’s “Rainin in Paradize.” [Dhenin]

Nebbish and erudite documentary filmmaker Errol Morris (“The Fog of War”) has a blog at the New York Times. It’s called Zoom. Expect many laborious Marshall Mcluhan-esque posts about objective and subjective realities. Zzzzzz. [Zoom]

Fomer Irishy rapper turned white-trash bluesman, Everlast has written the theme song to the show, “Saving Grace.” [IGN]

“Basically, it’s about putting to the test the idea of this liberal democrat that we all claim to be. All great space movies that I love, like Alien, are built on that dynamic.” “Sunshine” director Danny Boyle likes to constantly put his characters in a moral conundrum, i.e, likes to fuck with audiences in every which way he can. [New York Mag]

If the Arch Angel of Satanic retribution has his way, there will be a “Family Guy” movie. [Associated Press]

This little book called “Harry Potter” broke all kinds of sales records this weekend. The book averaged more than 5,000 sales a minute. [AP]

Download: The Cure – “Play For Today”
Download: Manu Chao – “Rainin In Paradize”
Download: Everlast – “The Rhythm”