“She was detained for five hours but not strip searched.” – Lilly Allen dodges a bullet after having her Visa revoked. The pottymouth Brit-tart was held at the LAX airport for five hours in connection with an arrest for an alleged assault in London in June. [BBC]
“Oh my God! He’s throwing it all away!” – During the fake “Knocked Up” made-for-DVD Huckabees’ spoof where Micheal Cera blew up at director Judd Apatow, no one told Cera’s poor on-set mother what was about to happen. [NYMag]
“No, I only work with Ratner! Get me Ratner!” – Rush Hour 3 fauxteur Brett Ratner tries to self-depricatingly dig at his supposed ego and jokes that he wouldn’t work with Steven Spielberg if he called. Like that call would ever happen… [A/V Club]
“They don’t make ’em like Lee anymore – maybe they never did. Listen & learn.” – Jarvis Cocker laments the loss of Lee Hazelwood. [NME]