Shitty Bootleg Version Of 'Avatar' Trailer Arrives; Reveals Socio-Political Ideas Of Removing Transients Indigenous People

Get it while it’s hot. It’s the bootleg, “Avatar” trailer.

Surely this clip will get yanked soon and then a real version won’t be far behind, but for those that can’t wait, here’s the hand-held version from the audience starring the blue furry “Thundercats” of Pandora (aka Sam Worthington, Sigourney Weaver, Zoe Saldana and more as “Delgo”-like Na’vi creatures). 3D proselytizers Marketsaw have these two new photos too.

Seems like Giovanni Ribisi plays the heavy in the film, much like Paul Reiser’s Carter Burke character in “Aliens,” he’s the suit that wants the Na’vi gone so they can rape the planet for all it’s preciously bodily fluids, errr, crystal blue gray thingies that “sell for $20 million a kilo.” The James Horner score is way overwrought and over-the-top (does someone get married in this thing and then get carried across the thresh hold on a big ocean liner?), there’s plenty of cliches and silly platitudes (“we’re not in Kansas anymore,” “All I ever wanted was a single thing worth fighting for”) and wooden dialogue readings. “They have an indigenous population called the Na’vi [peers down at script]… they are very hard to kill.”