It’s A Lez Zeppelin: Scarlett Johansson & Penelope Cruz To Dyke Out; Woody Allen Officially Christened Biggest Perv In Cinema History

But in Allen’s newest film “Vicky Cristina Barcelona,” he’s cast Scarlett Johansson & Penelope Cruz in the film the two apparently have a steamy lesbian love scene in the film according to the New York Post. The scene will apparently “leave the audience gasping.” Later in the film the ladied evidentely have a threesome with Javier Bardem.

Ok, as a red-blooded male you can’t get mad at that, but seriously: Is Woody Allen’s career always devolving into his sexual fantasy wishlist before he dies? Or has it always been this way and as he gets older and his films get shittier he’s just saying, “fuck it” and aiming for the sky?