In case you don’t know what the headline is in reference to (shame on you). So here’s a new photo of Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp in the upcoming spy thriller, “The Tourist.”
And oof, we have to ask, has Jolie (and particularly Depp) reached the age (35 and 47, respectively) where they need to be photoshopped/airbrushed-over in publicity photos? Depp especially. He’s closing in on 50 believe it or not, but he’s looked ageless forever. Until now? Either way, both of them look alien and weird in these photos for sure. They’re even uncomfortable to look at.
Here’s what you need to know about “The Tourist” in case you haven’t been following our blog closely this year. Directed by Florian Henckel Von Donnersmarck (the German helmer behind “The Lives Of Others”), “The Tourist” is a romantic spy drama based on the 2005 French film “Anthony Zimmer,” that follows a bumbling American tourist (Depp) as he finds himself romantically involved with an international spy (Jolie) in the vein of a Hitchcockian tale, but don’t get that confused with an Oscar bid (as some already have). An entertaining thriller that performs well box-office-wise, sure, but Academy statuettes? Not likely. The film co-stars Timothy Dalton, Steven Berkoff, Paul Bettany and Rufus Sewell and hits theaters December 10. Full photo below the jump, be forewarned.