What The F*** Did Paul W.S. Anderson Do To Mads Mikkelsen?

Tonight’s pure gold comedy comes from these first images of Paul W.S. Anderson’s “The Three Musketeers.” Seriously, we blurted out laughing when we saw these. What has Anderson — the uber hack behind “AVP: Alien vs. Predator,” “Resident Evil,” “Death Race” and “Event Horizon” — done to poor Danish actor Mads Mikkelsen? We bet you $1000 when fellow Dane, Nicolas Winding Refn (a frequent collaborator) saw these photos he probably blew up Mads phone and threatened to send these photos back to all their pals in Copenhagen. Doug Liman is looking at these photos and thinking how he dodged a serious bullet. [ComingSoon]